Men's Thong Underwear Red & Black Buffalo Plaid

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This Mens Underwear item by DefinitionUnderwear has 32 favorites from shoppers. Ships from Denver, CO. Listed on Feb 2, 2024
ABOUT THIS THONG: -100% Polyester ITY Knit -Color- Red & Black Buffalo Plaid with Black Elastic -Low Rise -Stretchability- 5/5 STARS! -Made in the Denver, CO, USA -Hand washing cold and laying flat to dry will preserve the life of Definition Underwear. -Actual color may differ as monitor settings vary. -All pouches are created equal although, fabric variations between styles may produce different fits (It's part of the fun!). __________ INFO ON OUR THONGS: Definition Underwear's Classic Men's Thong is more than fun 24/7! As a small company, we at Definition Underwear had to do things differently. So, we decided to create one style of underwear and do it well. Produced in small batches in Denver, CO just like a fine micro-brewed IPA. Our hand-made products are of a higher quality found only above 5,280 feet. __________ WHY OUR THONGS ARE SUPERIOR: First of all, let us say our men's thongs are LIKE NOTHING ELSE ON EARTH!!!! With one style made to perfection, you can be sure comfort, fashion and your personality are the highest priorities. We make them in the USA. Available in the season's hottest colors and classic hues to match any man's wardrobe. Unlike some brands, our underwear is meant to be worn in any situation. We do not skimp on fabric to ensure our pouches are comfortable, supportive and provide a bit of lift. Reinforced seams creating a stronger and longer lasting pair of underwear are built into the manufacturing process. Definition Underwear is sure to become your favorite pair. __________ FIT: Give your self a lift! Definition Underwear is designed with your anatomy in mind. Up-lifting pouch gives contour and volume to your most valuable assets. Thin waistband and back strap provide minimum coverage while supporting your every need. Low waisted to compliment any pant style. You have to try these for yourself, trust us you won’t go back! __________ STRETCHABILITY SCALE: In order to give you a more predictable product, we have developed a "Stretchability Scale" based on a 5/5 STARS! rating. Fabric types listed are for reference only. Stretchability may vary based upon your personal preference. 1/5 STARS! =Least stretchy/stable knit fabrics intended for a closer, smaller fit. (Athletic Mesh, Metallics) 2/5 STARS! =Minimal/moderate stretchy fabrics, these fabrics stretch in one direction and not the other. 3/5 STARS! =Moderate stretchy fabrics. (Swimwear textiles which may or may not stretch in both directions.) 4/5 STARS! =Moderate/Very Stretchy fabrics that typically stretch in both directions. (Power Mesh, Cotton) 5/5 STARS! = Very Stretchy fabrics that stretch in both directions and hug your anatomy. (ITY Polyester Knits, Rayon Jersey Knits, Select Power Mesh) __________ UPDATED FLAT FRONT POUCH FOR 2022!: We at Definition Underwear have been working hard to provide you with continually superior underwear. In 2022 we launched a new flat front pouch that you will find comfortably familiar. Our designers took our original pouch and did a little nip and tucking to create a fit that highlights your style! Additionally, we listened to your comments and sizes L, XL and 2XL now have a standard pouch equivalent to XS, S and M for a more proportionate fit. If you are one of the lucky guys and need extra room in your pouch, please contact us and we can work with you to provide you with the perfect fit in all sizes* (*limited quantity available for a limited time). Don't be afraid though, there is still plenty of room for what really matters! __________ ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLINESS: Designed and manufactured in Denver, CO, USA in small batches eliminating waste, over production and providing jobs for Americans. Definition Underwear is not "Fast Fashion." Select styles have been piece dyed in response to changing trends. These styles are noted and can expect some color loss. Enviro Washing Tips: Save water and washing when you shower. Simply throw them in or wrap around your wrist. Give them some cleaning attention, ring out well and lay flat to dry. Whether you are in search of classic colors to coordinate for Monday thru Friday, teasing with a gag gift or finding something special for your honey, our growing company is continually adding styles and seasonal collections to satisfy your personality(ies) and make sure you never get board. As men, we know very well that you are in need of being continually entertained, so be prepared to be entertained! __________ SHIPPING: All Items are shipped via USPS Standard Mail. Standard shipping charges of $4 base + $1 for each additional item apply. Free USPS shipping on US orders $35+ (UPS, FEDEX and DHL will incur additional shipping charges based on current shipping rates). Discrete packaging and labeling/return address maintain your privacy. __________ RETURN POLICY: Due to the sensitive nature of our products returns cannot be accepted. Yes, they will fall apart eventually. But, what can we say after you made serious gains working out, conquered this week’s and last week’s intramural volleyball get together that was suppose to remain “uncompetitive and just for fun,” through what ever you did last night, past the day(s) old pile on the floor and not to mention probably not washing them like the tag said. But it’s ok, that is why we continually update our colors, prints, and materials. So, when you are ready for more, you get more. And at only 15 bucks you might as well load up! __________ TIPS: 1) Purchase your normal size plus one of the next size up or down for a test fit. 2) Give the second pair to a friend. 3) Expect some color loss in dyed styles. 4) Wash your new thongs according to the care instructions provided. 5) Buy more than 1! __________ DIDN'T FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? Let us know! We would love to incorporate your ideas into new styles! Unfortunately, at this time we are unable to accept custom orders.